The Republic of Never more to wake on stony bed is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.96 billion Never more to wake on stony bedians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The strong Never more to wake on stony bedian economy, worth 198 trillion sands a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 40,093 sands, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 182,467 per year while the poor average 5,385, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Never more to wake on stony bed's national animal is the scarab, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Never more to wake on stony bed is ranked 270,709^th in the world and 8,465^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -4.47 on the Gilded Widget Scale.